Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday 20th January by pensitivity101

1. What is boisterous? A support group for the timid.

2. What is a womanizer? An over-the-shoulder boulder holder.


3. What is a faux pas? An unexpected career move.


4. Define plumber. One who speaks softly and carries a big stick.


5. What is a sous chef? The Veggie man.


6. What is antisocial? Peace and quiet.


7. Why did they call the wind Maria? She wouldn’t answer to Sue.


8. Where would you find a kettle drum? Banging in the pantry.


9. What is a kango drill? A line dance in the bush.


10. What makes bread rise? It doesn’t like to be flat.

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