Fibbing Friday 20th January by pensitivity101

1. What is boisterous? A support group for the timid.

2. What is a womanizer? An over-the-shoulder boulder holder.

3. What is a faux pas? An unexpected career move.

4. Define plumber. One who speaks softly and carries a big stick.

5. What is a sous chef? The Veggie man.

6. What is antisocial? Peace and quiet.

7. Why did they call the wind Maria? She wouldn’t answer to Sue.

8. Where would you find a kettle drum? Banging in the pantry.

9. What is a kango drill? A line dance in the bush.

10. What makes bread rise? It doesn’t like to be flat.